#!/usr/bin/perl use strict; print ' 'x33 . "CHEMIST\n"; print ' 'x15 . "CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "THE FICTITIOUS CHECMICAL KRYPTOCYANIC ACID CAN ONLY BE\n"; print "DILUTED BY THE RATIO OF 7 PARTS WATER TO 3 PARTS ACID.\n"; print "IF ANY OTHER RATIO IS ATTEMPTED, THE ACID BECOMES UNSTABLE\n"; print "AND SOON EXPLODES. GIVEN THE AMOUNT OF ACID, YOU MUST\n"; print "DECIDE WHO MUCH WATER TO ADD FOR DILUTION. IF YOU MISS\n"; print "YOU FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.\n"; my $T=0; while ($T<9) { my $A= int(rand(1)*50); my $W= 7*$A/3; print "$A LITERS OF KRYPTOCYANIC ACID. HOW MUCH WATER ($W)"; print "? "; chomp(my $R = ); my $D= abs($W-$R); if ($D>$W/20) { print " SIZZLE! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DESALINATED INTO A BLOB\n"; print " OF QUIVERING PROTOPLASM!\n"; print " HOWEVER, YOU MAY TRY AGAIN WITH ANOTHER LIFE.\n"; print "\n"; $T++; } else { print " GOOD JOB! YOU MAY BREATHE NOW, BUT DON'T INHALE THE FUMES!\n"; print "\n"; } } print " YOUR 9 LIVES ARE USED, BUT YOU WILL BE LONG REMEMBERED FOR\n"; print " YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE FIELD OF COMIC BOOK CHEMISTRY.\n"; exit;