Chief in Ruby

25_Chief/ruby/chief.rb

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+def tab(size)
+  str = ''
+  size.times do
+    str += ' '
+  end
+
+  str
+end
+
+def input
+  gets.chomp
+end
+
+def bye
+  print "BYE!!!\n"
+end
+
+def main
+  print tab(30), "CHIEF\n"
+  print tab(15), "CREATIVE COMPUTING  MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY\n"
+  print "\n"
+  print "\n"
+  print "\n"
+  print "I AM CHIEF NUMBERS FREEK, THE GREAT INDIAN MATH GOD.\n"
+  print "ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE TEST YOU CALLED ME OUT FOR\n"
+
+  a = input
+  if a != 'YES'
+    print "SHUT UP, PALE FACE WITH WISE TONGUE.\n"
+  end
+
+  print " TAKE A NUMBER AND ADD 3. DIVIDE THIS NUMBER BY 5 AND\n"
+  print "MULTIPLY BY 8. DIVIDE BY 5 AND ADD THE SAME. SUBTRACT 1.\n"
+  print  "  WHAT DO YOU HAVE\n"
+
+  b = input.to_f
+  c = ((b + 1 - 5) * 5 / 8 * 5 -3).to_f
+  print "I BET YOUR NUMBER WAS #{c}. AM I RIGHT\n"
+
+  d = input
+  if d == 'YES'
+    return bye
+  end
+
+  print "WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL NUMBER\n"
+
+  k = input.to_f
+  f = k + 3
+  g = f / 5
+  h = g * 8
+  i = h / 5 + 5
+  j = i - 1
+
+  print "SO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, EH?\n"
+  print "NOW WATCH.\n"
+  print k, " PLUS 3 EQUALS ", f, ". THIS DIVIDED BY 5 EQUALS ", g, ";\n"
+  print "THIS TIMES 8 EQUALS ", h, ". IF WE DIVIDE BY 5 AND ADD 5,\n"
+  print "WE GET ", i, ", WHICH, MINUS 1, EQUALS ", j, ".\n"
+  print "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME\n"
+
+  z = input
+  if z == 'YES'
+    return bye
+  end
+
+  print "YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD!!!\n"
+  print "THERE MUST BE A GREAT LIGHTNING BOLT!\n"
+  print "\n"
+  print "\n"
+
+  x = 30
+  while x >= 22
+    print tab(x), "X X\n"
+    x -= 1
+  end
+
+  print tab(21), "X XXX\n"
+  print tab(20), "X   X\n"
+  print tab(19), "XX X\n"
+
+  y = 20
+  while y >= 13
+    print tab(y), "X X\n"
+    y -= 1
+  end
+
+  print tab(12), "XX\n"
+  print tab(11), "X\n"
+  print tab(10), "*\n"
+
+  print "\n"
+  print "#########################\n"
+  print "\n"
+  print "I HOPE YOU BELIEVE ME NOW, FOR YOUR SAKE!!\n"
+  return bye
+end
+
+main